It’s Day 1 of #30DaysOfGeek!
There are a few key things which put me into geek status:
- I refuse to be a nerd. Nerds are fugly
- I’m fluent in Omnispeak and other random languages
- I still hang out on IRC, with lots of people who still also hang out on IRC, and we’ve been there since the 1900s…
- I’ve been known to own a few bots over there years ¬_¬
- I get upset when my laptop accidentally gets unplugged and then shuts itself down (uptime counter fail)
- I think Bill Gates is sexy
- And last but not least, along with most of you geeks out there: I haven’t had a really real girlfriend.
What promotes me from nerd to geek? I’ve had sex before. More than once.