Worst gig ever??

Hahaha, I just had to post this so I could share it and it would be captured forever (we know how Stuff love to charge for old articles).

So there is an article on Stuff.co.nz outlining worst gigs ever, and they ask you for your worst gig ever. This quote is absolutely halarious…

hahaha #32 04:07 pm Nov 11 2009

Motorhead. New Plymouth. Can’t remember what year it was. Got all dressed up in my leathers & favourite black motorhead t-shirt (took me ages to decide which one out of the 56 I was going to wear), studded helmet, biker boots. Dropped some acid, drank a bottle of Jack, etc. Was expecting Lemmy to come onstage & melt my face with his bass, but instead I got some porky old man blithering & crying over his piano. Ok, so I thought maybe Lemmy was having a bad day, but then he started gargling the theme song from the Lion King movie & that was it for me, I spat in his general direction & barged my way through the lamest crowd ever and towards the doors I screamed over my shoulder that I would never listen to another Motorhead song again in my life. It was not until the next day that I discovered I had got my dates mixed up & it was actually the Elton John concert. Well, you can imagine my embarrassment.

/me wets her pants

Get your towels ready!

We didn’t get to go on the boat though, but if we were able to you can bet I’d be rapping like a Jewish comedian…

This is the HMNZS Canterbury. Apparently she’s a girl. She has a helicopter and two big boats on her. The big boats which can do beach landings in rough conditions. There is also smaller boats. She specialises in delivering cargo, people and vehicles n stuff to places. There is a rather large big anchor, some weird symbols painted on her and big propellers at the back. Big trucks n stuff and tanks can drive in the side door. (I can confirm that our army does indeed have tanks and trucks, I saw some old cruddy ones in Trentham).

She’s grey and cold to the touch… but she’s not dead.